First of all, I apologize for any of you opposed to elimination details! Personally, as a nurse by trade, I think these toilet seats are hilarious! There are many options. Your toilet seat can sense when you sit down so it can prepare to... heat your fanny, wash your fanny, dry your fanny, and pull any stinky smells away from your fanny! Somewhat unnerving is the option of a sensor that automatically raises and lowers the lid!
Just a side note: The buttons on this machine are not ones with which to experiment unless you are prepared!